Lol ok bro.
But seriously.
Noodles.
Eggs.
Packaged bread.
Milk carton.
Butter.
Cheese.
Jam.
Chips.
Instant coffee powder.
An electric kettle. A plate and spoon and butter knife.
My shopping list when I hit China. I can survive happily for up to a week in that. On my own. Caveman that I am. Very rudimentary college hostel cooking skills.