General Whatever

[Sharma Ji]

Look at dis.......NRI's are those who fell for the gimmick no?.......Went out west in desperation at the turn or the millennium......hacked it there for a decade or two....then realized this is a chutiya life, cuz wes ain't got no respect here...... ......lets go back home pendd-cho

The only problem is that back home now, ain't fukkin tolerable no?

Absolutely impossible adjusting back to India after prolonged vilayati living.

 

[Sharma Ji]

Israel's in a world of trouble Sharma......Hur taraf say ghera daala huwa hae Iran nay, using pitthu. These assassinations won't make a jhaantt barabar diff. Hoosi's have struck Israel along with many drones launched from western Iraq by the Iraqi PMU's. All resistance attacks have been successful at breaking thru IDF defenses. And Hamas is still intact and inflicting substantial casualties:



Iran araam say betthha huns ra hae and plotting its next chess move.

 

[Sharma Ji]

 

[Vsdoc]

Did any riot that was bigger than the 1993 Bombay riots ever occur in South? Don't mention the pre-1950 era because they were all orchestrated by the departing British colonisers.

Bombay riots was war.

Dont be a chtya.

As Rajnish said ... But people are retarded.

 

[Vsdoc]

Biggest joke trending on FB:

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Translation:

Haalat ye hae k 78 saal baad bhee ager India paani rok day, to ye khol nahi saktay.......Aur ager khol day to ye rok nahi saktay....Buss ye karkardegi hae.

Translation:

Pakistaniyon ko tatti dhone ki ijazat Bharat deti hai.

 

[Vsdoc]

8 times vs 4 times. Proves my point. Thanks

No. You are stretching this argument to disprove mine.

Very thanks.

The problem Krishna when you come up against a superior intellect is that there is no banana leaf left to hide behind.

 

[Egyptian]

 

[Vsdoc]

Middle aged Kaur ko ye ab samajh aaya hae?.......She's goin harp now? what I been harping for a decade now?

Ullu key putthi......Choorri......

Kaurs are most fine man.

Aaja tere ko Ambarsar ki sair karata hun.

 

[Vsdoc]

Middle aged Kaur ko ye ab samajh aaya hae?.......She's goin harp now? what I been harping for a decade now?

Ullu key putthi......Choorri......

My brother's Suzuki Swift in our younger days was a Bombay floods hero.

Water till.yhe level.of the window. And she would laugh and keep going. While cars all around died deaths by horrible drowning.

I can never foget the drive to VT station once. From their home (then) in Bandra.

 

[Sharma Ji]

 

[Cryptonian]

@Sharma Ji Your jaatbhai Nopolis PM has been exiled. Any andaruni khabar ?

 

[Lulldapull]

Translation:

Pakistaniyon ko tatti dhone ki ijazat Bharat deti hai.

Bilkul powerless ho gya hae ab Pakistan. I bet money doc k when India starts military maneuvers or even posturing, whiskey jaldi say dhamki deta hae……main abbu ko phone kar dunga if you try beating me up……

Aaaaaahahahahahaaaaaa

 

[Egyptian]

@Sharma Ji Your jaatbhai Nopolis PM has been exiled. Any andaruni khabar ?

There's a thread for that. South Asia - Nepal Social Media Protests - Updates

 

[Vsdoc]

Bilkul powerless ho gya hae ab Pakistan. I bet money doc k when India starts military maneuvers or even posturing, whiskey jaldi say dhamki deta hae……main abbu ko phone kar dunga if you try beating me up……

Aaaaaahahahahahaaaaaa

Whisky is very low level mull bhai.

Shakal dekho uski.

I can imagine him scratching his gote in pala galli or bhendi bazaar, in checkered lungi and jaali waali topi

 

[Lulldapull]

My brother's Suzuki Swift in our younger days was a Bombay floods hero.

Water till.yhe level.of the window. And she would laugh and keep going. While cars all around died deaths by horrible drowning.

I can never foget the drive to VT station once. From their home (then) in Bandra.

Same story Rakesh Goyal told me…..commuting from Ghaziabad to Gurgaon…..total flooded streets……his swift actually floated its way out and around hundreds of stuck cars and trucks and busses…..

He said that since his swift was brand new the door seals held and not a drop of water leaked in…..

Laakhon log phansay thay and his swift was like a boat…..

 

[Lulldapull]

Whisky is very low level mull bhai.

Shakal dekho uski.

I can imagine him scratching his gote in pala galli or bhendi bazaar, in checkered lungi and jaali waali topi

Hundred percent CIA ka banda hae…..without a doubt.

For him pulling pehlgaam, and then the ass beating delivered by Modi, trump nay uss ko White House main bulaya for a bit of lifting his spirits.

After Sindoors ass beating Munira looked totally deflated and depressed.

He knows now for a fact that he has zero capability to face India and only the US can bail him out…..

 

[Sharma Ji]

@Sharma Ji Your jaatbhai Nopolis PM has been exiled. Any andaruni khabar ?

I actually haven't followed Nepal too closely.

ME is more fun rn.

 

[Vsdoc]

Same story Rakesh Goyal told me…..commuting from Ghaziabad to Gurgaon…..total flooded streets……his swift actually floated its way out and around hundreds of stuck cars and trucks and busses…..

He said that since his swift was brand new the door seals held and not a drop of water leaked in…..

Laakhon log phansay thay and his swift was like a boat…..

My kid brother is a senior VP and a real big shot. But he still loves and dearly misses his old Swift.

Suzuki just makes beautiful cars.

Mine is a 2005 Baleno.

 

[Sharma Ji]

Mine is a 2005 Baleno.

the one with the boxy boot ?

niice, friend used to have 1 back in the day.. that car saw lot of all sorts of action.

I have a 2024 one

 

[Vsdoc]

the one with the boxy boot ?

niice, friend used to have 1 back in the day.. that car saw lot of all sorts of action.

I have a 2024 one

Yup.

The IRC legend. The only one to go up against the equally legendary Honda VTEC and win.

Regularly.