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[Vsdoc]

It’s funny you say all this but it’s actually a very astute observation of yours. And incidentally I gotta a high school friend from Karachi who is a journalist by trade and he’s moved to Toronto about a decade ago.

I gotta no idea what in the fukk he’s doing up there to be honest. He said there are lots of venture capital outlets who are willing to loan you da money for your business idea but then they take their pound of flesh and you know and I know bhai, 99% of these venture startups go under within the first year or so.

The loan sharks monitor you very closely and they ensure you’ve even put the fukkin shirt yous wearing down as collateral before loaning you a single penny.

It’s not so easy bhai to say well I got investors lined up and I got access to unlimited funds and whatnot…..

Theek hae kar k dikhao na?

So this dudes was like saying well I can use your help bhai if you can write up articles on the geo-politics of South Asia or Middle East like AT or Middle East eye or National interest or war drive or create content like that guppu dude does on the Caspian report etc……

Mainay kaha bhai you are better off driving uber taxi in Toronto or uber eats bikeya or food paandda or diddi food delivery……lol

I don’t want to ask him how his venture capitalist experience is today, but I’m scared to ask him cuz I know he more than likely backed out.

@Vsdoc knows what I’m saying that it ain’t easy risking your life savings and blood and sweat. I bet most of those venture capital fund managers wouldn’t approve your idea to begin with based on market trends no?

At the end of the day it is they who determine if your idea is even viable to begin with

Bhai I am a semi sarkari naukar.

Been one most of my career.

 

[Sharma Ji]

If she guilty, but.. I think death by stone pelting sahi jamega idhar.. they do that in your Iraand, no ?

 

[Paitoo]

@Paitoo mod ban gaya? Just recently he came. Tu jo pehle aya aur active bhi hai, mod nahi bana par @Paitoo ban gaya?

What? I am still mod? I don't want to be.
@Dogun18 can you please take care of it? I am prone to using abusive language (although not directed at members, but in general). I cannot justify being a mod. Further, I don't like policing people.

 

[Sharma Ji]

It’s funny you say all this but it’s actually a very astute observation of yours. And incidentally I gotta a high school friend from Karachi who is a journalist by trade and he’s moved to Toronto about a decade ago.

I gotta no idea what in the fukk he’s doing up there to be honest. He said there are lots of venture capital outlets who are willing to loan you da money for your business idea but then they take their pound of flesh and you know and I know bhai, 99% of these venture startups go under within the first year or so.

The loan sharks monitor you very closely and they ensure you’ve even put the fukkin shirt yous wearing down as collateral before loaning you a single penny.

It’s not so easy bhai to say well I got investors lined up and I got access to unlimited funds and whatnot…..

Theek hae kar k dikhao na?

So this dudes was like saying well I can use your help bhai if you can write up articles on the geo-politics of South Asia or Middle East like AT or Middle East eye or National interest or war drive or create content like that guppu dude does on the Caspian report etc……

Mainay kaha bhai you are better off driving uber taxi in Toronto or uber eats bikeya or food paandda or diddi food delivery……lol

I don’t want to ask him how his venture capitalist experience is today, but I’m scared to ask him cuz I know he more than likely backed out.

@Vsdoc knows what I’m saying that it ain’t easy risking your life savings and blood and sweat. I bet most of those venture capital fund managers wouldn’t approve your idea to begin with based on market trends no?

At the end of the day it is they who determine if your idea is even viable to begin with

Indian fate = to be forever 'doctors and engineers.... and software coolies'

of the entire lot, only Doctors deserve their phat 200K and above in Jew AssAy type.. they actually good.

Ya toh bc raheez-zaadey ho, phull pahay waala khandaan apka.

VC shite is risky af, maybe 0.some percent make it, survive.. all startups generally fail, and when you have venture vultures circling above constantly, its all the more ekdum kathin, mushkil, difficult.

Like cricket, kinda, most fall by the wayside, cant keep up.. the small trickle from a huge ocean who do make it.. bhai, chaandi ho gai aapki.. Papsi ans coke ki adds karo, enzoy.

Sucks that life is tough.

Ghor anyaaiy !

@Paitoo uddin lekhak .. pls giving tippani and 2 cents from your mental pocket, very thanks !

 

[Paitoo]

Indian fate = to be forever 'doctors and engineers.... and software coolies'

of the entire lot, only Doctors deserve their phat 200K and above in Jew AssAy type.. they actually good.

Ya toh bc raheez-zaadey ho, phull pahay waala khandaan apka.

VC shite is risky af, maybe 0.some percent make it, survive.. all startups generally fail, and when you have venture vultures circling above constantly, its all the more ekdum kathin, mushkil, difficult.

Like cricket, kinda, most fall by the wayside, cant keep up.. the small trickle from a huge ocean who do make it.. bhai, chaandi ho gai aapki.. Papsi ans coke ki adds karo, enzoy.

Sucks that life is tough.

Ghor anyaay !

@Paitoo uddin lekhak .. pls giving tippani and 2 cents from your mental pocket, very thanks !

Bhai dekho,
80:20 rule applies to everything in life. It may even be 95:5 in most cases. 95 goes to shite, 5 shines.
One thing many newbies do not know is that VC firms are basically brokers and managers. They are not putting their own money. For the current crop of founders it is very difficult to audit the trail of VC money. Most are just happy getting it and hopping on the startup bandwagon. A lot of VC money is dirty money. Drugs, Smuggling, Prostitution rings etc. Chinese and Russian mafia are big time backers of these VCs through a complex web of companies. What founders see in meetings are posh VC folks from Ivy League colleges.

But its not troublesome unless the founders are found actively committing frauds / siphoning off money. Even Mafia understands that business involves risk. They know most startups will go belly up. But there will be the handful that will make tons of money. It is the VC guys who are under a lot of pressure to perform.