Southeast Asia Indian Man attacked by Tiger in Thailand

[Sharma Ji]

I used to be like that. But I have moved to medium. In India at least, medium is good enough. Give it a try once, provided the steak is char grilled and not some dumbed down gas grilled &&&&.

Its a rare treat for me, red meat mostly avoid hi karta hu..

beef kabhi kabhar doing only.. ubiquitous down south.. beef samosas, beef croquet, patties along with the usual stroganoff etc

in purani dilli, jama masjid side you get these super delish (and fatty) beef/buff seekhs

bc, years ago, early during Modi's thing, a bunch of *&*&*&*&*&*& goondas raided Kerala bhavan and created a ruckus about beef fry/porotta (divine combo)

now Kerala type digs only have menus in Malyalam.. or use code word 'errachi' for it lol

 

[Sharma Ji]

ek metal band hai, 'Demonic Resurrection' lol

uska singer used to do this cooking show



gaana suno:



On the eve of the dawn of kaliyuga
A distressed Bhoomidevi stood before Brahma

In the form of a disconsolate cow
I seek refuge in you my lord, rid me of my burden

Demonic Resurrection – Krishna: The Cowherd

On the eve of the dawn of kaliyuga / A distressed Bhoomidevi stood before Brahma / In the form of a disconsolate cow / I seek refuge in you my lord, rid me of my burden / Brahma

genius.com

 

[Lulldapull]

I lived in Perth for 3 years and just awesome weather beautiful city and outstanding beaches......Saaf tthandda paani hard to describe.

Anyway the Great White frequents the waters around Perth and takes a few Aussies every year without fail.

A senior engineer told me the horrid live event he witnessed at Cottesloe beach. He said an enormous (7 meter) white shark fukkin bit the leg of this huge healthy guy who'd swim there every morning in less than waist deep water before going to work. Every mornin......

The whole beach turned red man as he bled to death in front of hundreds of people.......aur sub logon key phatt k haath main aagaee thee, it was just surreal. Honest to god story bhai.......just like hollywood.

That guy or nobody for that matter had any clue something that gynormous could even come in just waist deep water. It was a true monster story/ event.

It made global headlines when Ken Crew was mauled at Cottesloe.

Nobody wanted to go in the water for months.

 

[Vsdoc]

I lived in Perth for 3 years and just awesome weather beautiful city and outstanding beaches......Saaf tthandda paani hard to describe.

Anyway the Great White frequents the waters around Perth and takes a few Aussies every year without fail.

A senior engineer told me the horrid live event he witnessed at Cottesloe beach. He said an enormous (7 meter) white shark fukkin bit the leg of this huge healthy guy who'd swim there every morning in less than waist deep water before going to work. Every mornin......

The whole beach turned red man as he bled to death in front of hundreds of people.......aur sub logon key phatt k haath main aagaee thee, it was just surreal. Honest to god story bhai.......just like hollywood.

That guy or nobody for that matter had any clue something that gynormous could even come in just waist deep water. It was a true monster story/ event.

It made global headlines when Ken Crew was mauled at Cottesloe.

Nobody wanted to go in the water for months.

To be honest, I could never swim in open water.

Im a univ level swimmer and water polo player.

 

[Lulldapull]

To be honest, I could never swim in open water.

Im a univ level swimmer and water polo player.

Doc, poori beach turned red and the poor guy just had no clue what hit him......

This guy John Dobson was having brekkie up on the hill in the fancy diner when this happened and he saw it all from height you know......

Toba toba it was like a movie.

People just froze in shock! A true monster story......

 

[Vsdoc]

Doc, poori beach turned red and the poor guy just had no clue what hit him......

This guy John Dobson was having brekkie up on the hill in the fancy diner when this happened and he saw it all from height you know......

Toba toba it was like a movie.

People just froze in shock! A true monster story......

Australia and south africa you should be institutionalized to swim in open water.

 

[Lulldapull]

Oh bhai......the southern ocean is very scary:

 

[Vsdoc]

Oh bhai......the southern ocean in very scary:

Cage.

Lol. Shark toothpicks.

 

[Lulldapull]

6 to 7 meter Great Whites are common.......Some get even bigger.

 

[Lulldapull]

If I ever saw this thing live like in that vid in the water, I don't think I'm going in the water again.....

 

[Sharma Ji]

I go for a dubki every now and then

ek baar bhot hi ganda scare mila, just once.. I saw this Portuguese manowar, surfaced, sails out.. pink blue type colour

musta been like 8 - 9 feet depth, couldn't feel the bottom.. meri tattiyan almost nikal gai.. uske tentacles hi are so long, neurotoxic venom stingers

Portuguese Man-of-War

 

[Lulldapull]

I go for a dubki every now and then

ek baar bhot hi ganda scare mila, just once.. I saw this Portuguese manowar, surfaced, sails out.. pink blue type colour

musta been like 8 - 9 feet depth, couldn't feel the bottom.. meri tattiyan almost nikal gai.. uske tentacles hi are so long, neurotoxic venom stingers

Portuguese Man-of-War

This thing wont kill you but the Aussie box jellyfish will. So will the cone shell and the tiny blue ring octopus. Or the extremely lethal Aussie snakes/ creepy crawlies.

 

[Sharma Ji]

This thing wont kill you but the Aussie box jellyfish will. So will the cone shell and the tiny blue ring octopus. Or the extremely lethal Aussie snakes/ creepy crawlies.

yeahh, those jellyfish.. usi invertebrate family ka hai.. very very painful sting.

there's this idea, I think debunked by now, ki susu kar do jahan sting hua hai lol

the Aussie bush is khatarnaak, waters too jellyfish, salt crocks, great whites.. bc wtf

 

[Sharma Ji]

and don't forget the stingray.. crikey !poor Steve Irwin

 

[Sharma Ji]

fitting tribute:

Crikey steveirwini - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Lulldapull]

and don't forget the stingray.. crikey !poor Steve Irwin

Steve Austin was swimmin one way and da mature giant stingray directly opposite toward him. Last moment it raised its tail from unda and spiked him wid da stinger straight thru da heart........

Dill main teer like a true dalit isstory kill of da legendz.

Hye hye hayae dalit murr gya.......oh bhugwaanddh o Alllah......O penrrrchodddhh---aaaannnh

Widd-Waa ro rahi hae, kaalay abo-dalit bachay haye bhugwaaandddh o Alllah o Maseeha Heeshwurrdh.......

Steve Austin bicharay k saath ye huwa...Crikey croco snaeko fair dhinkum murr gya!

 

[Sharma Ji]

Steve Austin was swimmin one way and da mature giant stingray directly opposite toward him. Last moment it raised its tail from unda and spiked him wid da stinger straight thru da heart........

Dill main teer like a true dalit isstory kill of da legendz.

Hye hye hayae dalit murr gya.......oh bhugwaanddh o Alllah......O penrrrchodddhh---aaaannnh

Widd-Waa ro rahi hae, kaalay abo-dalit bachay haye bhugwaaandddh o Alllah o Maseeha Heeshwurrdh.......

Steve Austin bicharay k saath ye huwa...Crikey croco snaeko fair dhinkum murr gya!

just another shrimp on the barbie

 

[Paitoo]

Steve Austin was swimmin one way and da mature giant stingray directly opposite toward him. Last moment it raised its tail from unda and spiked him wid da stinger straight thru da heart........

Dill main teer like a true dalit isstory kill of da legendz.

Hye hye hayae dalit murr gya.......oh bhugwaanddh o Alllah......O penrrrchodddhh---aaaannnh

Widd-Waa ro rahi hae, kaalay abo-dalit bachay haye bhugwaaandddh o Alllah o Maseeha Heeshwurrdh.......

Steve Austin bicharay k saath ye huwa...Crikey croco snaeko fair dhinkum murr gya!

Lull bhai, your language is very colourful and poetic / dramatic. You should have been a poet

 

[Lulldapull]

Man working down unda I've heard stories that will send chills up your spines. Many Aussie older gents da engineers I worked with. Great outdoors-men......take a sail boat and circumnavigate around the coast always staying a few dozen miles off shore and just keep goin and return to where theys started. Huge fukking continent totally uninhabited. Lotta shark stories on how they followed you for thousands of miles. The Aussies always said the worst shark was the open ocean Longamanus (oceanic white tip).

It would never really leave you......Just followed you even till you docked back after thousands of miles journey. Great Whites were only around in colder southern waters. Always following the sea lions or big tuna or whales.

Amazing stories on how they'd bump da boat at night......sussin it out......and you could just tell from the bump that it was a massive animal.

I could never bring myself to go out with them.......being da city cat dat I am. Can't even feel right a single day without a shower or proper toilet.....lol

Its not for everyone yachting/ boating/ hiking/ camping.......fukk dat.....lol

 

[Sharma Ji]

I heard Tigers are the worst, in terms of aggressive behavior and attacks on humans.

Great whites comparatively chill temperament.

Hammerheads are the most unique ones, ekdum alien sharks.