After a few days cooling off period, go tell uncle ji market pressures, because of uncle trump and aunty Netanyahu, investments doing badly, you under pressure and slightly under the (halal) influence (naswaar or some *&*&*&*&), didnt know what you were doing or saying. Pleej dil pe mat lena.Doc I went to Pakistani restaurant here for Karrhai, Naan/ Raita/ salad at a new joint.......udher aged bicharay Zafar sahb making all the food one man action.........bicharay came here back in the late 80's......old Pakistani restaurant, just one of a handful........
So he's all incensed about the ME war and starts chatting me up........main khamosh cuz I just dont know him........and he goes k Gen asim Munir Iran main hain aur ab Israel k border per taynaat hain with our SSG and musalmaan Sawdi fauj ko udher lay ker gaey hain.......and we are in total control and ye sub mainay Haqeeqat TV per dekha hae........
Ghaad dhaang doc, I bust out laughin......
i mean I couldn't stop it.......
Taaluqaat k lund lugg gaey kal!
And his food was actually very good, so I'm not happy about not controlling my laughter........
damn I screwed up.......