[🇮🇷] Iran VS Israel

[Lulldapull]

I don't think they could afford to escalate, good that they've stopped..

B2 strikes toh jhaanki hai
proper war baaki hai

unko pound of flesh chahiye tha, kar lia extract

fight to the death waali jung ka zamana gaya

dekho kya hota hai going forward..

They are admitting their losses to military sites now. You know……threading that needle in the haystack waali baat. Iran fukkin got em right in de ass where they weren’t supposed to get hit:

 

[Lulldapull]

They are in the grip of an alien ideology.

Usi ko masle ja rahe hain chauda sau saal.

Aur khud masle ja rahe hain.

Vicious cycle. Jo hum bahar baithe dekh rahe hain.

Like a horrified bystander.

Entering a laundromat after the fight in Ninja Assassin fight.

And watching the Yakuza clan chick's cut up body go round and round in the vibrating washing machine, her lifeless scream and open eyes staring out at you through the central glass window. Like a gramophone record.

Blood streaming out from the sides.

As we say in Hindi

Chakki pissing and pissing only.

This is the theme on all Iranian websites…….

Oh bhai aap kiss k liye aur kyun larr re ho?

Arbio k liye larraee karo gay? Islam k liye? Mullon k liye? Ya ye do rupay k yahudion ko maro gay?



It’s a bad scene on all the forums…..hur koi zeher ugal ra hae doc……totally fukking rudderless country!

People comparing Iran to a fukking twilight zone pointless version of the former USSR.

Kisy ko Kuchh samajh nahi aara hae k Iran main ho kya ra hae.

 

[Lulldapull]

Best scene outta dis whole war……

Suar darr k maaray bhaagay apni jaan bachanay k liye…..



Aaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaa

I was hoping Iran fukkin hits dat burj khalifa aur wahan saaray suar bhaagtay martay girtay……

I hope we get to see it…..it’ll put a smile on my face……

 

[Sharma Ji]

I still say they (Iran) should stop. Trump ne off-ramp sa de dia hai, take it and de-escalate while they have the chance.

Trump is not fond of wars, don't force his hand.

As of now, most military analyses I've seen are saying Iran is a sitting duck with close to zero air defences.

What if Israel decides to go loco and carpet bomb Tehran ?

Jew took out their senior military commanders

US ravaged their nuke facilities

Iran got revenge and destroyed large parts of Israeli cities

Hows about everyone stop ?

 

[Vsdoc]

Best scene outta dis whole war……

Suar darr k maaray bhaagay apni jaan bachanay k liye…..



Aaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaa

I was hoping Iran fukkin hits dat burj khalifa aur wahan saaray suar bhaagtay martay girtay……

I hope we get to see it…..it’ll put a smile on my face……

Most of the screaming running junta were our Indians.

Dus meel door se dikh jaata hai.

 

[Sharma Ji]

not to forget, Iran also took a swing at AL-Udied ... did they hit NSA Bahrain too ?

 

[Vsdoc]

This is the theme on all Iranian websites…….

Oh bhai aap kiss k liye aur kyun larr re ho?

Arbio k liye larraee karo gay? Islam k liye? Mullon k liye? Ya ye do rupay k yahudion ko maro gay?



It’s a bad scene on all the forums…..hur koi zeher ugal ra hae doc……totally fukking rudderless country!

People comparing Iran to a fukking twilight zone pointless version of the former USSR.

Kisy ko Kuchh samajh nahi aara hae k Iran main ho kya ra hae.

In my humble opinion, the best thing that happened out of the whole war, for Parsi and Iranian Zoroastrians, is that Khamenei and his clique survived it unscathed.

 

[Sharma Ji]

American civil war (MAGA edition)

 

[Lulldapull]

In my humble opinion, the best thing that happened out of the whole war, for Parsi and Iranian Zoroastrians, is that Khamenei and his clique survived it unscathed.

Doc......Iran just found itself in the loneliest of all places......

Nobody supported it......Not a single country!

Just like where India found itself last month.

In dono mulkon ko koi nahi support karta.

What a bitter truth.

 

[Vsdoc]

Doc......Iran just found itself in the loneliest of all places......

Nobody supported it......Not a single country!

Just like where India found itself last month.

In dono mulkon ko koi nahi support karta.

What a bitter truth.

Remember one thing Lull.

The clash of civilizations is between essentially the old world and the new world.

Ismein India and China are old world.

Iran too. Egypt too. Iraq and Syria too.

Brazil too.

Pichle chauda sau saal mein India aur China waapis super power ban gaye hain. Ya ban jayenge.

Aur Iran lad raha hai Qatar Bahrain Saudi Iraq aur Israel ke saath.

Jurrat ...

 

[Lulldapull]

not to forget, Iran also took a swing at AL-Udied ... did they hit NSA Bahrain too ?

There is so much cover up aur jhoott that the facts only trickling out now.

Only now we know Israel's taken a savage beating and is hospitalized, and the entire last fortnight it was winning beautifully.

Half da war is propaganda bhai.

Kisy nay aik goli bhee nahi dee Iran ko in support......cuz they can't...... Sub saalay toady.

Iran ko to musalmaan bhee nahi samajhtay saaray parrosi.

 

[Lulldapull]

Remember one thing Lull.

The clash of civilizations is between essentially the old world and the new world.

Ismein India and China are old world.

Iran too. Egypt too. Iraq and Syria too.

Brazil too.

Pichle chauda sau saal mein India aur China waapis super power ban gaye hain. Ya ban jayenge.

Aur Iran lad raha hai Qatar Bahrain Saudi Iraq aur Israel ke saath.

Jurrat ...

Na russia ne help kari, na china nay......na musalmano nay.......

I bet you any money these muzlim were secretly hoping that Israel and US prevail, cuz Iran makin em look bad no?



They fukkin dare not even raise their heads against Israel, let alone da US.......

 

[Sharma Ji]

Iran ko to musalmaan bhee nahi samajhtay saaray parrosi.

I wonder Iran (mullah clergy and religious facade aside) khud apne aap ko kitna musalman samajhtey hain ?

 

[Vsdoc]

Doc......Iran just found itself in the loneliest of all places......

Nobody supported it......Not a single country!

Just like where India found itself last month.

In dono mulkon ko koi nahi support karta.

What a bitter truth.

Remember one thing Lull.

The clash of civilizations is between essentially the old world and the new world.

Ismein India and China are old world.

Iran too. Egypt too. Iraq and Syria too.

Brazil too.

Pichle chauda sau saal mein India aur China waapis super power ban gaye hain. Ya ban jayenge.

Aur Iran lad raha hai Qatar Bahrain Saudi Iraq aur Israel ke saath.

 

[Sharma Ji]

They fukkin dare not even raise their heads against Israel, let alone da US.......

That's because the US, and by default, the Jews ne hi inko itna rich banaya ha.

They've long since been bought and paid for, the Gulfies, Emirs, Kings and Sheikhs.