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[Vsdoc]

Now there is a new trend among the educated Muslim women—they all want to live in the UAE or Turkey or Azerbaijan. They want the liberal lifestyle but in a Muslim society.

Pata nahin bhai. My funda is clear. Stick to your own women.

 

[Bagheera0084]

dilli se

direct dumped my luggage and took off to majorda beach

sab band hai, baarish halki phulki

apartment is a mess, balcony is a disaster zone, fridge me rakha hua 3 mahine purana khana and all sorts of now expired shaite

abhi lagega bc muche ek dedh hafta to get everything back up to speed but its pretty rough going atm, bhan dee phuddi.. im fkn' pissed, man (not daaru, gussa)

Do you know swimming? If yes, beginner or intermediate or expert?

@Sharma Ji

 

[Sharma Ji]

Hey guys,

If you have played cricket, was it with real ball (requiring pads, gloves, etc) or with tennis ball or the rubber ball?

@Sharma Ji @Vsdoc @Paitoo @Guru Dutt @Krishna with Flute @Dogun18 @Mrloveday @Cryptonian @Mainerik @Bilal9 @Lulldapull

Played a LOT of tennis

I was fuss in red ball (or all the other kids were better)

dear uncle of mine, RIP, was a ranji guy, played couple of games and was good friends with Bishen Singh Bedi.. another uncle of mine in Miami played some casual club cricket in America with Jeff Dujon.

my red ball coach was gurcharan singh, he told me to gtfo (never practiced, only turned up for games, didn't even buy a kit.. i was a horrible "cricketer")

 

[Sharma Ji]

this one time I showed up to meet my real cricketer friends who were training and turned my arm around vs the 'salwan boys' school team.. they were the best of the best in the circuit, sabki fat-tee thi unke naam se hi. I bowled off spin in the nets and unke 2 great batsmen ko out kar dia, bowled.

/true story

its all in the flight and the pivot of the hip, you gotta swivel on your toes to put some magic on your gaend.

I know my cricket, bish

 

[Bagheera0084]

@Sharma Ji,

Since you are in Goa, I request you to post pics of the place.

 

[Sharma Ji]

@Sharma Ji,

Since you are in Goa, I request you to post pics of the place.>

> clicky <

 

[Bagheera0084]

Always the bombay style hard red rubber ball. Not tennis. Its bounce is weird and its too light. The local variety were heavier and better, but the bounce was still chtyaish.

Speaking of Bombay's red rubber ball, Bombay / Maharashtra is the only place in the country where underarm cricket is common. If you tell about underarm cricket to other people they find it strange.

@Sharma Ji @Vsdoc @Paitoo @Guru Dutt @Krishna with Flute @Mrloveday @Cryptonian

 

[Sharma Ji]

ae lo @Bagheera0084 im in a mood today

 

[Sharma Ji]

 

[Vsdoc]

Speaking of Bombay's red rubber ball, Bombay / Maharashtra is the only place in the country where underarm cricket is common. If you tell about underarm cricket to other people they find it strange.

@Sharma Ji @Vsdoc @Paitoo @Guru Dutt @Krishna with Flute @Mrloveday @Cryptonian

Because its the only place where galli cricket is played. And was invented. Because you have to be an overcrowded island of 20+ million people to have gallis like Bombay. And you cannot hit high without smashing someones window or decapitate someone.

 

[Sharma Ji]

Always the bombay style hard red rubber ball. Not tennis. Its bounce is weird and its too light. The local variety were heavier and better, but the bounce was still chtyaish.

cosco cricket balls ?

aaj kal bhot scene ho gaya hai but, doc, even gali mohalla cricket get these sponsorships.. under lights at randomtrack and field stadiums pe tournaments bhi hote hain

repurposed kar dete stadiums to kinda accommodate

relatively recent phenomenon, good fun

but cricket, end of the day is a 'for the masses' wala khel, aaj kal kids into skateboarding and etc.. urban middil class types, cricket se koi lena dena nahi hai.. they dont even know much about Kohli etc... very strange

at least the latest generation in my family, cousins ke bacchey etc

the other day I'm telling my bhanja ki how Jolly uncle played club cricket with Jeff Dujon in Miami.. ans he's just staring right through me, koi idea nahi, na interest.. cool story bro kar ke chala gaya to his playstation.. I felt beizzati

 

[Sharma Ji]

Do you know swimming? If yes, beginner or intermediate or expert?

@Sharma Ji

Ye kya ajeeb ajeeb cheezain poochte rehta hai tu ? wtf man

 

[Sharma Ji]

Because its the only place where galli cricket is played. And was invented. Because you have to be an overcrowded island of 20+ million people to have gallis like Bombay. And you cannot hit high without smashing someones window or decapitate someone.

khadoos uncle ki balcony me maarna 6 bhi hai, out bhi hai !

ball nahi lautai toh aapko hi nai khareedni hogi !

 

[Sharma Ji]

 

[Sharma Ji]

@Lulldapull @Paitoo @Vsdoc


More Trump base revolt, all his most ardent ones have turned on him, sabka dhoka kia.. because Israel has him by his balls, god knows what dirt they have on him.



we should also be doing this, Krishna... Modi only gave us a temple, one single temple.. UCC and Population Regulation is fuss now, he should have rammed those in 11 years ago..

ye hi hoga, base ki nahi sunoge toh.. now let India go back under La Dinastia control.. pappu toh hum hain hi, why not get original pappu to lead us ? at least fit young banda hai, can speaking inglish also !